Whenever something good finally happens, something bad is always following closely behind. Fuck life.
-Michael Faudet (via lovequotesrus)
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do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
this website is full of psychopaths
psychopaths with damn good advice
(via itsalyciacarey)
If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend.
(via thegirlwhocrieswolf)

